Fifty Shades Feckless: Chapter Six
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Grey asks what Ana wants to do. She wants it kinky, but she doesn't have any specific ideas, so Grey asks if she really wants it carte blanche. Ana appears to not know what that means. I am annoyed.
They go to the playroom and he asks her what she wants to do. She says to surprise her, and I can't resist referencing this.
I can take it, baby, I don't care where you put it, why don't you surprise me?
(Warning: this video is NSFW. It contains Paris Hilton, Terrance Zdunich and his unbearably sexy voice, and some (clothed) sex scenes. You have been warned.)
So, Ana strips, Grey puts on some music, and there's sex. It involves plugs, and I'm bored. Again. As porn goes, this is boring as fuck. I've read and written better shit than this.
Anyway, later, Ana talks to Mrs Jones, who asks her if she wants to run through the menus for the week. As his housekeeper and cook, Mrs Jones prepares menus and buys food for him. Ana has no idea about it, but she overhears Grey shouting at Sawyer, who mysteriously vanished during the car chase, and realises that the dirty clothes she's holding are hiding the bowl containing the plug Grey used on her. Mrs Jones cleans both the playroom and the toys (um...) but Ana's horribly embarrassed. Thankfully, Grey emerges, and the crisis is averted.
In the library, Ana muses about her job. A guy called Roach (no idea who he is) apparently flipped his shit when told who Ana was getting married to, and Ana knows that her position was probably only confirmed because she married Grey. She also knows that Grey will likely flip his shit when she tells him that while at home, she's Ana Grey, at work she will remain Ana Steele. Um. It's her job and her choice. He needs to shut up.
Ana starts uploading the photos from the camera onto the computer. She's about to go get mad at Grey for keeping her in the dark, when the photos upload. There's a huge number of Ana, and at first she's surprised, and then she goes to see Grey. He's looking at footage from the server room. When they look closely, Ana recognises the man- it's Hyde. Dun dun dun!
That was Chapter Six. Yay.
Grey asks what Ana wants to do. She wants it kinky, but she doesn't have any specific ideas, so Grey asks if she really wants it carte blanche. Ana appears to not know what that means. I am annoyed.
They go to the playroom and he asks her what she wants to do. She says to surprise her, and I can't resist referencing this.
I can take it, baby, I don't care where you put it, why don't you surprise me?
(Warning: this video is NSFW. It contains Paris Hilton, Terrance Zdunich and his unbearably sexy voice, and some (clothed) sex scenes. You have been warned.)
So, Ana strips, Grey puts on some music, and there's sex. It involves plugs, and I'm bored. Again. As porn goes, this is boring as fuck. I've read and written better shit than this.
Anyway, later, Ana talks to Mrs Jones, who asks her if she wants to run through the menus for the week. As his housekeeper and cook, Mrs Jones prepares menus and buys food for him. Ana has no idea about it, but she overhears Grey shouting at Sawyer, who mysteriously vanished during the car chase, and realises that the dirty clothes she's holding are hiding the bowl containing the plug Grey used on her. Mrs Jones cleans both the playroom and the toys (um...) but Ana's horribly embarrassed. Thankfully, Grey emerges, and the crisis is averted.
In the library, Ana muses about her job. A guy called Roach (no idea who he is) apparently flipped his shit when told who Ana was getting married to, and Ana knows that her position was probably only confirmed because she married Grey. She also knows that Grey will likely flip his shit when she tells him that while at home, she's Ana Grey, at work she will remain Ana Steele. Um. It's her job and her choice. He needs to shut up.
Ana starts uploading the photos from the camera onto the computer. She's about to go get mad at Grey for keeping her in the dark, when the photos upload. There's a huge number of Ana, and at first she's surprised, and then she goes to see Grey. He's looking at footage from the server room. When they look closely, Ana recognises the man- it's Hyde. Dun dun dun!
That was Chapter Six. Yay.
