Fifty Shades of Fail: Chapter Six

I am not in a very good mood right now. My older sister has been listening to 'Blow' by Ke$ha nonstop for two days, thus catapulting it to the top of my most played list (seriously, I could handle 'Moves Like Jagger', but 'Blow'? Seriously?) and my timetable for this semester is fucking bad. So, on that note, it's time for a new chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey.

( It's bad. )