*is shot for stealing Diamanda Hagan's catch phrase*
OK, I know Chapter 25 was yesterday, but I really wanted to do this one soon, mostly because it's another Very Special Episode- it's the last chapter, and so we're bringing out the music references again!
Oh, this will be so much fun...
Let's get started! Mission GET!
*is shot by Paw Dugan for nicking his catch phrase*
OK, OK, I'll stop, I'll stop...
( The last chapter… awesome. )
( *hums* )
( *sings* Anything goes... )
(Also, this was meant to be up yesterday, but I got delayed, so have it today. Sorry.)
Warning: there's discussions of child molestation and rape in this chapter.
( …!?… )
(Please note that this is highly edited because we talked a hell of a lot throughout this and transcribing it would take hours, so you're basically getting the Twitter equivalent.)
( Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la... )
Warning: this chapter contains rape and all kinds of bullshit. Careful now.
( Bang! )
( I hate summer, winter, fall and spring. I hate red and yellow and purple and blue and green. I hate everything. )
Just a quick warning- there's sex in this chapter. In fact, this chapter is mostly sex. At least it's consensual this time. *shudders*
( Cut for length and all. )
Warning: this chapter has rape in it. It's fucking disgusting and you all need to be careful, mmmkay?
OK, here we go!
( Cut because this shit gets triggering. )
Hey, everyone! Today is our Very Special Episode!
Why is it a Very Special Episode? Well, you can all calm down- it's not because of something in the book. It's because today is Music Day, where I make as many references to songs as I can! Why? For the lulz, of course!
For the record, there's more sex and bullshit in this chapter, and some of my links are very NSFW. Just FYI.
( Bing! )
Anyway, I'm in a good mood and I'm ready to have fun (yes, I actually do find these posts to be fun) so let's go!
( Beep. Beep. Beep. )
( This chapter's baaaaad. Careful now. )
Also, there's more sex in this chapter, so if anyone underage is reading... I warned you.
Right, let's go!
( There's sexytiems and swearing and stuff. Be warned. )
Everybody, it's time to get out your oversized rifles and shotguns and 'out of the closet' cowboy boots and hats! We're going arsehole-hunting! Yeeeeehaaaaaa!
(I'd just like to apologise to Chris Corner for appropriating his term "'out of the closet' cowboy boots". It was too hard to pass up.)
( Beep. )