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So, what did I think of this one?


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Time for the last chapter! (Also, does anyone know where my deodorant might be? I've looked all over my room like five times, and it's just vanished. I hate it when that happens...)


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I'm back, bitches! Exams are over, and there are two chapters left to go, so let's rock this bitch! \m/


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Just an apology first- this chapter should have been out on Monday, but I've had exams on today and Monday, so I didn't get a chance to write it in between studying. Now that it's done, it's time for our Musical Episode! Wahey!


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Aw yeah!


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Bing!


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Hiya, everyone! I missed yesterday's chapter, so you're getting two today!


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Hey, everyone! How are you doing? I'm pretty good... except that my door handle is broken. This, as you might imagine, is pretty fucking annoying. However, let's get back into Fifty Shades Delusional! Oh boy...

Warning: This chapter contains an attempt to blackmail someone for sex. 


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Hey, everyone! Sorry it's been so long, but things got kinda rough. To make up for it, I'll post a chapter every weekday this week. Let's get started, shall we? Warning: there's discussion of child abuse in this chapter.


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Bada bing, bada boom...

Man, am I the only one who remembers all that discontinued Lush stuff? I miss Fairy Jasmine... *sniff*

Warning: this chapter contains weird incestuous bullshit.

Anyway! On to our new chapter!


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Ta da! Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a mime!

Or... not. 

Or maybe...


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Hey, everyone! Sorry about the lack of postage yesterday, but there was a rather large essay I had to work on. Anyway, here's the next chapter of Fifty Shades Delusional!


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Yadda, yadda, blah, blah, Fifty Shades, blah, blah, sex, porn, warnings, etc. You all know the goddamn drill.

Sorry. It's been a bad day, and the worst part was that there was no actual cause. Yeah. Anyway.


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Ave, everybody! It's time for another chapter of Fifty Shades Delusional, and it's another Musical Episode! I've decided to do one every ten chapters, just to shake things up a little. :)


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Hey, everyone! Time for another chapter!


Honestly, she calls this a chapter? )

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Hey again, everyone! I got curious, and found while that FSoG has 26 chapters, FSD has 22- but it's actually a bit longer. Interesting. 
Anyway, here's chapter eight!


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Hey, everyone. Sorry about there being no episode of FSD yesterday, but LJ fucked up (again). You'll get two episodes today, and we're back to the usual schedule (aka Monday and Friday), although since I'm here and most of you aren't, that's... Sunday and Thursday? I guess? 

Anyway, my sister and I kinda reconciled. I had to admit, I've been a terrible sister- and so has she. We're probably not going to be amazing friends, especially since we have almost nothing in common, but it'd be nice to not be enemies.

Also, I'm completely in love with 'Telemiscommunications' by deadmau5 and Imogen Heap. It's just amazing.
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O hai! Time for Chapter Seven!

(I actually realised as I was doing the last post that I nearly did two chapters in one post. Oops.)


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I am so, so sorry that there wasn't a chapter yesterday. Basically, I got hit by a perfect storm and it's left me exhausted and uninclined to do anything, so as an apology, have some unicorns. You're getting chapters six and seven today to make up for it.


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Good morning, everyone! Welcome back to Fifty Shades Delusional, where the voices in my head do the talking!

*ducks a knife thrown by Ralph the Inner Serial Killer and starts running*

Note to self: Stop using everyone on That Guy With The Glasses' catch phrases!

Anyway, let's get going!


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